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June 24th 2006, Skynet becomes self-awayahh.
“The result is machines that evolve and develop by themselves without human intervention,” said Stefano Nolfi, the coordinator the ECAgents project."
With the bipin' and the boppin'
So you say, "just what are those crazy limey kids Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost up to these days?" and I say "pig says wink"
Now if he could only kill everyone on stage with Jedi force lightning this would be SO wicked.
Rent this DVD and laugh as hard as you possibly can...
The most fun you'll ever have hitting esc / space ...
Me myself personally, I think that we have been bamboozled, hoodwinked, flimflamed, I'll tell ya' it's a real skin game.
Ever wonder what type of story arc you'd have if you took the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy jumps in the plane and there's a snake in the seat, except that Indy is Sam Jackson and the plane is a 747?
Snakes on A Plane.
It's like walking in on your parents having sex. You knew it was true, but it's just so goddamn wrong...
I had a bananer in there.
Stop all the downloadin'.
Any nerd can tell you that Vinnie Jones aka Bullet Tooth Tony will be playing the live action role of Cain Marko aka Juggernaut. What they don't know is that the film will, most likely, receive an R rating due to sexually-oriented language, scenes of excessive violence and repeated attempts to rape the same character.
I'm sure if Freud was still alive he'd point at us and say that we are all repressed and in denial. I'm willing to bet that if Freud had a desktop, he'd be laughing too. Don't get me wrong, I love the little gay fellas - or dwarves, or whatever we're supposed to call them. It's just that when the subject comes-up and you're all like "oh they're SO well spoken" or whatever, in the back of your mind you are thinking "I wonder what it feels like?"
Maybe Freud was right...
You know, people tell me I kind of look like "Hans Solo".
Deeaam boyee, I'd be all up in her Sarlac like Boba Fett!
Is that a pony?
Thundercats Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
We will soar like drunken eagles.
I know I would. Char broiled cow covered in gravy. Side of curly fries. I bet they'd call it the Mazandaran Special.
...I know I am.
"The monitors can be arranged in any configuration."
- I shit you not.
I am.
"America wanna see me live, not work. Look at this America, look at how Tron is livin' in the city!"
R2, do you is fucking?
Hey five .
Seeing this brings forth bittersweet tears.
I'm not sure if this is the point Yahoo News was trying to illustrate. This guy sure seems to have found a way...
The little sperm that could.